Prince Charming

Prince Charming was a metrosexual.

Definition for metrosexual:

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1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive (Thank you, Urban Dictionary).
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Could be there be any other explanation for Prince Charming's poise, good fashion sense, and excellent hygiene?

Prince Charming sure got around. There was the ball with Cinderella, the kiss with Sleeping Beauty, the hair climbing with Rapunzel, and the competition with the 7 dwarfs to get Snow White. But why shouldn't he get all the girls? Is he not Prince Charming??

Now, Betty Boop's Prince Charming was definately not the same guy. Even though he had a small role in the "Cinderella" episode, he made a big splash with his blue eye-shadow, mascara, and lipstick. In this case, he clearly is homosexual so we can leave him off the "Metro" list. But we're talking about Betty Boop, a gal who wore lingerie to the grocery store. Clearly she would never go for Cinderella's P.C. He was just too tame.

The moral of the story: Guys with good hygiene and a passion for fashion? Sometimes dreams really do come true!

*Note-This post is specifically targeting Prince Charming. Any persons who believe that this post might define them should calmly exhale and recite the following: "Tanda is merely making an observation about a fictional character who has remained on the "questionable" list for quite some time."

Thank you. Drive around. :0)