Jean-Luc Picard was the latest caption contest winner. He's pretty good at this! Here ya go, JLP:

Really, I'm not doing justice to any blog unless I include actual quotes from it. The style of writing, the humor, sarcasm, and ingenuity are all solid reasons why I'm presenting this excerpt from JLP's blog:

The Official Rules of Fizzbin are as follows:

+++ The dealer is determined by argument and he goes first, the
play moving counterclockwise around the table.

+++ If the game is being played on the floor, play moves clockwise.

+++ Each player gets six cards, except the dealer and the player
to the dealer's right, who both get seven.

+++ The second card dealt to the dealer and the player to his
right get turned up, except on Tuesdays, when the third card is turned up."

CLICK HERE to go read the rest of the rules and the sequence of play to "Fizzbin".