What is "normal"?

Dictionary.com defines "normal" as: Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type; typical.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who defined themselves, their families, or their lives as "normal". Which leads me to the conclusion that "normal" is a myth. On the other hand, if "normal" is a myth, then nothing is normal. But that means that everything is not normal and, in conclusion, that means that everything is normal.

So, sleep easy. Not being normal is your key to being normal. :0)